1. No roulette--slot machines. If it lands on three peyote buttons, I'll donate my brain to the next available coyote.
2. No collegiate stripper companionship. Only tumbleweeds marching in arm-n-arm chorus line to "Rhianna".
3. Shirt would be tucked in.
4. Would tip the casino roulette guy before rolling on the floor like a baby.
5. Would flush that toilet before vomiting.
6. Would flush toilet after.
7. Eddie Money
8. Life Is A Highway
9. Black Adder on the Bad Hand
10. Would yell into the open arms of desert, "Yogurt, a dollar fifty at the Pic-Pac on MacGallsey!"
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